There aren't enough exclamation points in the world!

FYI: While I'm writing this I'm bawling my eyes out (no, not balling, as in with a melon baller). I'm crying because Jean wants me to.

Top Ten Reasons to Cry until Your Eyes Bleed:

1. Your best friend is moving a quarter of the way to London but in the direction of Milton.
2. Your best friend has the worst math skills on the face of the planet.
3. Last summer was the last summer but this summer was supposed to be. Now the past is becoming the future and there is no way you could have known but you should have known so that you could have appreciated it better!!
4. You are growing up and will have to get a job!!
5. Someone talked you into dancing to bootylicious on a table!
6. Rory ditched you!!!
7. 6000 words in less than 48 hours!!!
8. You can't go home and have a crochet party and eat chocolate fondue and watch Hope Floats or Shrek because you have to write essays!!!!!!!
9. You went to Mary Maxim without your best friend and she still loves you but she's moving away!! and she is NOT moving closer to Listowel or closer to Paris!!
10. Jean called you so that you would have a meltdown when you had too much work to do because that is the meanest thing she could think up but she's not mean she's just sad because you were supposed to make everything okay when Dave went to basic training but now she will be too far away to console!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!?

The world is ending. It's all over now. I'm going to go cry some more.