My favourite thing to do is come up with random questions about relatively normal things. Granted, normal to me is rarely normal to the rest of the world, but my hobby persists unfettered by such contentions. So, I'd like to give you all an opportunity to skulk around in my brain for a while; this is your chance to think what I'm thinking...
- Why do misnomers, oxymorons, and paradoxes have such a tantalizing effect on thought processes? What is it about considering "fighting for peace" that is so amusing? How about the desire to turn latent dream content into manifest content? It is impossible. Why does anyone waste any time on it? Let alone years and thousands on therapy...I hate psychoanalysis.
- What is it about gray skies that is so cheerless? Is it a social construction or is there some other plausible physiological explanation? If the sky was blue when it rained, would we be less depressed by it? Who came up with pathetic fallacy? Were they following social norms or did they create them?
- Why can't students penalize professors for their grammatical and spelling errors? If your TA comma splices in her comments on your paper, shouldn't you be allowed to take off stylistic marks? Shouldn't those marks be added to your paper?
- If you fall on your ass but you're too drunk to remember it, will you bruise as badly?
- Why aren't there more public washrooms?
- Why does the weather insist on going from too hot to breathe to too cold to move so quickly?
- Are there no happy mediums left in this world?
- Do happy mediums give happier predictions?
- Did you see what I did there?
- Are you still following?
- Why would anyone ever think I'm older than I actually am? Have you seen me? Is it a good thing or a bad thing to be called "mature for your age"?
- Should I be grateful or annoyed that Jack wanted to fix my life and plan my future for me?
- Who eats gummy bears? They make me feel so sick. Bring back the chocolate.
- I want a candy apple.
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